I Fall in Love

A poem about how I fell for a girl

I'm waiting for the fog to lift, it really is quite thick.

I trip over the curb and fall right into this chick.

I accidentally grab her breast as I try to break my fall.

She smacks me hard against my head, she doesn't understand at all

I find out she's the village witch, she even has the hat and broom.

Needless to say when I find this out, I feel a sense of doom.

I apologized profusely for grabbing at her chest.

Now that I look at her, I'm sorry I didn't grab the rest.

I take a chance and ask to take her out for a nice dinner.

I want her to realize that I really am a winner.

There will be no hocus pocus or any kind of trick.

She says that if I try anything she will make me sick.

They say I have the 6th sense on how to make people laugh,

so I start telling her the funniest puns on my behalf.

After she's done laughing, she says she is in love.

Then she puts her arms out and gives me a playful shove.

As I go flying backwards, my feet go flying up,

I accidentally kick her, right in her D cup.

My shoe rips off both her shirt and bra, I feel like a louse.

This wasn't the way I wanted to see what lies beneath her blouse.